Writing Warrior Pillows

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

"One of the failed candidates for the copywriters job wants to know 'wart was rong with his applicashun?'"

'You call that an essay on cricket? It's only half a page.'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Writer's Block

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'I wrote what I know. It's about a frustrated author being rejected all the time.'

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

"This pen can write underwater!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.