Writing Captain's Logs Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Internet Cafe.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Sportknitting

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A writer goes sailing.

Deforestation

Lumberjack's Dog

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

Tree growing

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

Absurd log splitting machine

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'What are you doing?!'

'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Rubber tree lumberjacks

"Where did you learn to chop trees?"

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

You B*****D

Deforestation

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.