Light-hearted Logger Gifts

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Raining Leaves.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Loggerheads

Cutting Down Mother Nature

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Deforestation in Romania

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Green carpet

Swing without a tree

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Preachers with far too much input

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Rain forest ends here.

Sawrd Fighting

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Acme Paper Co. Well, he always said he had a book in him.

Soho walking society