Loggers Gifts

Paul's Bunions

'Grandpa, tell me again how you used to chuck wood before you started outsourcing,'

Before felling the last tree in a tropical rain forest, Bob finds himself doing a bit of soul-searching.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Monkey-artist

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Multi-Tasking

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Exit Next Left

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.