Writer's Block Warriors Pillows

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Campaign for Plain English

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Henrik Ibsen,

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Litterary Dogs.

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Dylan Thomas