Writer's Block Warriors Prints

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Campaign for Plain English

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Henrik Ibsen,

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Litterary Dogs.

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

Museum of Natural Cliches

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Woody Allen

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Stephen King

Dylan Thomas

Charles Darwin Visits a Publisher. "Past performance is not a Guarantee of Future Results" --- It's a nice book, Mister Darwin, but the title is too long.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!