Overcoming Writer's Block Pillows

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Television Readers.

Writer's Block Party

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Woody Allen

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Getting Published

"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work."

J.B. Priestley.

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

"Soon to be a motion picture."

"After I bought all this stuff, I realized I'm more of a word person."

I'd like to settle down with a nice pen who won't out on me.

'When I said I wanted to see how he coped with the 'unexpected', I meant a tricky question!'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

Napkin Writer

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"I like to be disciplined about my writing, sharpening my pencils and organising my desk in the morning which leaves me time for writers block after lunch and a nervous breakdown in the evening."

'Since we've taught Koko language, he's produced three chicken soup books.'

Monk with a crucifix pen.

Introverts' Heaven

"I can't read my handwriting either."

Samuel Butler.

Dear diary, see yesterday's entry. Ditto.

Dear Diary, I have to make this quick, I think my blog is on to us.