Wristwatch Admirer Gifts

Justin Time

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'We are so in sync!'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

Do' you have the time?'

Butterfly Woman

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Visiting 'friends'.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'I like a man in a suit.'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

J. Parry Clockmaker

Sundial watch...

Goldfish in Armour

Man running after a watch.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Watch Salesman