Wright Brothers Worshipper Pillows

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Applause

Grim's Fairytales

'It helps with reception.'

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Church: Open Sundays

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Hymns - Optional Extras

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Curate talking to miners

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'