Wright Brothers Worshipper Pillows

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Grim's Fairytales

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"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Church: Open Sundays

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'It helps with reception.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Curate talking to miners

Hymns - Optional Extras