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'There's not enough insurance in the world.'

A Hole in the Dike

Nervous Oral Testing

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

I.T. Fear

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Concern Chart

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

Full Harvest Moon

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

"Trust me: It's benign."

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers