Eternal Worrier T-Shirts

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Separation Anxiety

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

No Action Comics

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'