Eternal Worrier T-Shirts

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Meredith Smits. Devoted wife, mother and worry wart. Did I leave the iron on?...

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Things that go beep in the night.

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

No Action Comics

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!