World Vegetarian Day Gifts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Happy World Vegetarian Day."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Vegetarian Birds

Before/After

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

See you at the farmers market!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."