Vegetarian For A Day Gifts

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

Before/After

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"