World's Okayest Dad Appreciator Prints

'You always told me to be honest.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

Add your kids' ages together...

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

Dads.

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

"What?"

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"