Dad Bod Appreciator Prints

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Dad's home

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

New dad.

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"Sounds like someone should have talked to the Three Little Pigs about homeowner's insurance."

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

"What?"

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

"Dad bods are so in right now."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

Number one Dad and Number two Dad.

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

"This review calls our comic strip 'sophomoric'.

World's greatest dad. World's greatest t-shirt.

"Oh, but it's not okay for me to practices being a parent?"

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'