Dad Bod Appreciator Mugs

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Dad's home

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

New dad.

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

"What?"

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

"Dad bods are so in right now."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"Oh, but it's not okay for me to practices being a parent?"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

Mandarins and Boydarins

"This review calls our comic strip 'sophomoric'.

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'