Dad Joke Appreciator Mugs

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

"What?"

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"This review calls our comic strip 'sophomoric'.

Mandarins and Boydarins

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Next to Nothing

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Note Book

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"It's a dependent!"

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

"No sign of Simba?"

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."

Child on a schedule.