Award-winning Dad Appreciator Mugs

'Sure, I have lots of Rescue and Bravery Awards, but it's my first 'Best Daddy Award'...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Dad's home

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

I'm almost full grown, you've got to stop treating me like a kid!

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"Sounds like someone should have talked to the Three Little Pigs about homeowner's insurance."

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

"Careful with that corn. It's a gateway food to other vegetables."

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"What?"

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"His parents think the way to school is too dangerous."

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

Mandarins and Boydarins

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"