Fatherly Humor Appreciator Mugs

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Next to Nothing

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Official Team Cap With Beard

Note Book

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

Child on a schedule.

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

Is it true kids your age lie 14 times a day? That's outrageous! Yeah, mom. It's sooo off. Good to hear! 14 seems high to me. 8 sounds right.

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

Vulgar-free Beaver

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

'I'm banking on celebrating Father's Day this year!'

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

For cryin' out loud, if you say "ain't it a hoot" one more time!

"He made me promise I'd never mistreat you. Then he made me sit and listen to three house of dad rock."

Ask your mother.

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