Funny Dad Appreciator Prints

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Next to Nothing

Note Book

Official Team Cap With Beard

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

How witness protection really works...

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

Child on a schedule.

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

"'No bones about it?' What? Oh, right. I get it. Ha."

Cocktail Franks

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Vulgar-free Beaver

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.