Dad Bod Enthusiasts Prints

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'It wasn't premeditated.

Body Building

"Go ask your search engine."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Dad's home

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"How long before I have a dad body?"

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"Me? blurring the boundaries between work and home? Go to your room at once!"

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.'

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

You look like my kind of man.

Sometimes I think I liked it better when they gave out cigars. (new fathers are covered in bubble gum).

"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"

New Snowman

My Dancing

"To be 'sexy' a 'dad bod' needs to be more than just being a dad!"

'I Failed Insemnation!'