Dad Bod Enthusiasts Gifts

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'It wasn't premeditated.

Body Building

"Go ask your search engine."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Dad's home

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"Any chance I could put myself up for adoption?"

"Me? blurring the boundaries between work and home? Go to your room at once!"

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.'

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

Sometimes I think I liked it better when they gave out cigars. (new fathers are covered in bubble gum).

Number one Dad and Number two Dad.

World's greatest dad. World's greatest t-shirt.

You look like my kind of man.

"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"

New Snowman

My Dancing

"To be 'sexy' a 'dad bod' needs to be more than just being a dad!"