Dad Life Enthusiast Gifts

Dad's home

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Cry babies.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Next to Nothing

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Note Book

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"It's a dependent!"

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

"I read the audio book."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"I've decided to have a kid."

The best time capsules are our children.