World Religions Buff Pillows

'...Keep cool!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Om and Ommer

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Attila the Nun.

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!