World Markets T-Shirts

Three steps to turn around the economy.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Wall Street Couch

Tariff Wars

World Economic Crisis.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Dow Jones drop

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Jumping Wall Street.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Out of control

The Euro - R.I.P.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Customer Convention

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'The bad news is that we're only in it for the money.'