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Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Sign says 'False Sense of Security only $5', customer says 'Can I swap you for a fool hardy lack of concern?

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

Flea Market.

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'Stop that gloating!'

Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).

"Washing instructions...don't"

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

Dow Jones drop

Farmers' Market

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Farmers' Market. Farmer says: 'Get off my land!'

Weight of the law will be in metric.

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Seriously Bob - we might as well be selling salt.'

Snail Homes

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gog at the flea market...

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Farmer's Market....Arms and Strategic Weapons Manufacturers' Market

"Easter eggs! 'and-crafted by our dedicated Belgian chocolateers."

Daytrader - 'One Tuesday for three Sundays.'

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

BUY NOTHING NOW - 'Must be your lucky day today, sir!''

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

Daytrader.

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Customer Convention

No street trading.