World Markets Gifts

Three steps to turn around the economy.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Pretty Flowers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Tariff Wars

European currency on the edge.

Wall Street Couch

World Economic Crisis.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Dow Jones drop

Jumping Wall Street.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

The Euro - R.I.P.

Customer Convention

Out of control

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."