Global Market Dynamics T-Shirts

US economy chained to China

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

European currency on the edge.

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

World Economic Crisis.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Jumping Wall Street.

"Everything's gone up."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Economy.

The Euro - R.I.P.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Business Outlook

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Italy just bought France."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"International trade"

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Money down the drain.