Market Dynamics Enthusiast T-Shirts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Core Business.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'The Dollar is down, so he's worshipping the Euro.'

"Let's not discuss it."

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

Loft Extensions Company - Extended Sales Chart.

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

Housing bubble

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"