Market Dynamics Enthusiast T-Shirts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Core Business.

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'The Dollar is down, so he's worshipping the Euro.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

Loft Extensions Company - Extended Sales Chart.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

Housing bubble