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"I was middle class once. Some of it was fun."

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'I hate the way Sir Henry turns his nose up at as just because he's old debt ad we're new debt.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Will work for ETFs

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

Financial Eyesight

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'