Debt Dynamics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Core Business.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

A collective sigh of relief.

Life plan

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"That's against the rules...."

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"

"Would you have liked any help?"

"I need to talk about my inner life."

Have your emails opened here - 10c each.

The Book of Sequester.

'He had lots of visitors today. Mostly people he owes money to.'

"Tell him I'll pay! On my Mother's nine lives I swear I'll pay!!"

'I hate the way Sir Henry turns his nose up at as just because he's old debt ad we're new debt.'