Debt Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Core Business.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

A collective sigh of relief.

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Life plan

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"That's against the rules...."

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"

"Would you have liked any help?"

"I need to talk about my inner life."

The Book of Sequester.

Have your emails opened here - 10c each.

Lower Middle Class

'He had lots of visitors today. Mostly people he owes money to.'

'I hate the way Sir Henry turns his nose up at as just because he's old debt ad we're new debt.'