Global Market Watcher T-Shirts

WTO-Free Traitor.

'I'm at the mercy of the organization of lemon-exporting countries.'

"We couldn't compete with Chinese American flags."

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Loan Alley

European currency on the edge.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The recession is over, again.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Chinese stock market

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Travel looks strong!

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'We're counting on inflation.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"