World Chocolate Day Gifts

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Satya Nutella

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

7 brownies worth of exercise.