Chocolate Gifts

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Three wise men?! And not one of you bought chocolate!

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"I don't care what it says on the 'chocoholics' website I'm not able to prescribe chocolate mini eggs on the NHS."

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

"What filling would you like?" "Chocolate please."

'Natural selection box'

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'There is but one path to the inner peace you seek - chocolate!'

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'You're everything I ever wanted in a man... tall, dark, handsome, and most importantly... made of solid chocolate.'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'How now, brown cow?'

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

There are extenuating circustances when you consider that the apple was covered in dark chocolate and rolled in macadamia nuts....I'm only human.'

"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."

'What do you mean I don't get enough milk in my diet? I eat milk chocolate every day!'

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.