Chocolates Gifts

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

After Eight Mints

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Whoope! I've lost a pound!"

'Couldn't I just have the chocolates this year?'

Supermodel's Valentine's Day.

Woman stranded on a desert Island with nothing but chocolates and weighing scales

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."

"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I find I do my best thinking with chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'I don't have a shortage of willpower. I have an excess of fairness.'

Easter bunny

"My sister won't be long, she's just changing her spots."

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

'Did you bring chocolates? They put him in a good mood.'

'You're a bad dog for eating her chocolates.'

The dark side of Halloween.

"Saint Patrick's Day is nice but all of the best holidays have candy."

"Take two of these and call me in the morning!"

"She'll love this perfume. It smells like chocolate."

"Next year could you just get me the chocolates!"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

Be my valentine

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."

"I love myself for sending these to me."