Chocolates Gifts

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'I'm usually a basket case at this time of year...'

'One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off.'

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'

After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.

After Eight Mints

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Whoope! I've lost a pound!"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."

'Couldn't I just have the chocolates this year?'

"Romeo! A diamond bracelet? A pearl necklace? Flowers? And...and...wherefore art my @*%&^% chocolates?"

Woman stranded on a desert Island with nothing but chocolates and weighing scales

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

'Just look at me, doc. I'm a hard-boiled, multi-colored freak... a real basket case.'

Supermodel's Valentine's Day.

"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."

"And that's for making me break my New Year's resolution!!"

'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

'Did you bring chocolates? They put him in a good mood.'

"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."

The dark side of Halloween.

"My sister won't be long, she's just changing her spots."

'You're a bad dog for eating her chocolates.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'I don't have a shortage of willpower. I have an excess of fairness.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.