Chocolate Appreciation Gifts

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

"I know a recipe for hot chocolate that will make you kill again."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"...And a 'Death by Chocolate' for Madame..."

"Instead of hiding them, this will be much easier."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'