Workweek Strategist Gifts

'Thank goodness it's Monday huh?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Sir Winston Churchill

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'I hate Mondays.'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I tried that approach once, but my employees seized the carrots and attacked me with sticks.'

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"I have good news and bad news, Tom. The good news is good for me. The bad news is bad for you."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw