Workspace Improv Expert Gifts

'My computer is too slow! My office is too small! The chair doesn't fit! The desk is too low!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Jazz is Invented

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Modular Offices

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Dare to be different.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'Flexi-space.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'We added on to the couch.'

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

Piano desk.

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'I do, but no promises.'

'This way, we'll never lose track of the remote.'