Workshop Warriors Gifts

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'Then we all agree, setting up a stress management program is a first priority!'

"We can drastically reduce our costs for the upcoming ethics workshop if I attend by myself and wear a wire."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

This end up. We called you here so we could build this bookcase that says "some assembly required."

I went to too may internet for teachers workshops.

'The Thurstons have been working on their marriage.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"We only got six days of funding."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Claus 2.0

37 years in the same position.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Low-Energy Drinks

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'