Workshop Warriors Pillows

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'Then we all agree, setting up a stress management program is a first priority!'

"We can drastically reduce our costs for the upcoming ethics workshop if I attend by myself and wear a wire."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

I went to too may internet for teachers workshops.

'The Thurstons have been working on their marriage.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We only got six days of funding."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Claus 2.0

37 years in the same position.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Low-Energy Drinks

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'