Workplace Stress Relief Gifts

"... and, this is the antacid closet."

'I'd like to bounce something off his noggin, but it's isn't an idea!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Counting ribs

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

Nervous Oral Testing

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I feel your pain."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Stressed over time management

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'