Workplace Stress Relief Pillows

"... and, this is the antacid closet."

'I'd like to bounce something off his noggin, but it's isn't an idea!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I feel your pain."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Stressed over time management

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Torn-Off Mouse.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'