Dealing With Job Stress Pillows

"You're fired until I calm down."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

"I'm your exit strategy."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Sold It All.

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I don't known why these people are always complaining... we give them stimulating challenging work.'

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

'Jones, I have asked this officer to arrest you on the grounds that you are a serial time killer.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Ahhhh. Did I just feel the tension in here break, or was it the elastic on my underwear?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."