Job Stress Reliever Pillows

"You can quit now, or stick it out and wait for a severance package."

"The reason I dress like this is because I have to put up with so much bull on this job."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'