Job Stress Relief Seeker Pillows

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Counting ribs

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Nervous Oral Testing

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'