Stress Reliever Seeker Pillows

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

It was like he could read my mind.

"And this is another economic indicator."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

(Visual gag) Fish Oil - Olive Oil - Turmoil / A messed up man suffering from his own personal turmoil getting a couple of bottles of TURMOIL

"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."

"Half my students have Post Assessment Stress Disorder."

'Better make it a double, Jake. I've had a really hard day.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Stupid sink was still clogged. Now she'd either have to call a plumber or swallow what was left of the drain cleaner.

Professional woman in pub

"I just had the most wonderful dream - I dreamt Christmas was over."

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

Attitude Counselor.

Panic attack outside the courthouse

Office politics getting on your nerves, right?

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Office life was less stressful in my day. I could slam down phones, break pencils in a rage, stomp around yelling with a cigar in my mouth...!"

"This is your frustration computer. Whenever your actually computer makes you mad, take t out on this one. It's not real, and it's made of soft material."

"Extra scoop."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'