Job Stress Relief Seeker Mugs

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Torn-Off Mouse.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Stressed over time management

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."