'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'
Workplace Skills Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone honing their workplace skills? Our collection celebrates qualities like teamwork, creativity, and problem-solving with fun, inspiring items. Ideal for coworkers, recent grads, or anyone climbing the career ladder, these gifts add humor and motivation to their professional journey. Whether for a promotion, a new job, or personal growth, find something that truly resonates and encourages positive workplace habits.
"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."
Crack in the wall of 'Industry' called 'Illiteracy'
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
How leaders fail
Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'
'What's wrong now?'
'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'
"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."
"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'
'Yes, can I help you?'
National Boss Monument.
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'
"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."
'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'
"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."
"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."
When Engineers Crack.
'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'
"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"
Keeping all the balls in the air - skills
"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."
"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."
Workplace Skills Gifts Collection
Workplace Skills Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate key workplace skills—perfect for daily motivation and adding a humorous or inspiring touch to coffee breaks.
Workplace Skills Pillows
Find pillows that inspire teamwork and resilience—great for creating a positive work or home environment.
Workplace Skills Prints
Browse prints that emphasize workplace excellence—perfect for decorating an office or workspace with motivational messages.
Workplace Skills T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that showcase workplace strengths—ideal for professionals who want to wear their skills with pride.