"Don't forget his soul, we'll need his soul as well."
Workplace Reform Advocate Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a workplace reform advocate? Our collection features humorous and motivating items that celebrate their passion for positive change in the office or organizational environment. Find the perfect piece to inspire, brighten, and empower their daily routine, whether it's on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print.
The role of administration.
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."
'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'
Sick
"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."
Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.
"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."
"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"
Women Have To Choose
"She's always like this at this time of the month!"
'-Must remember to empty that...'
'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'
'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'
A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.
'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'
"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."
Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus
ASDA Redundancies
"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."
Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.
Balance
Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.
'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'
Right to work legislation strangles the unions.
'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'
"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"
"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"
"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"
"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."
'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'
"Jobs, jobs, jobs."
"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"
'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?
Workplace Reform Advocate Gifts Collection
Workplace Reform Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for workplace reform advocates – perfect for fueling their mission with every sip.
Workplace Reform Advocate Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that promote workplace reform—comfortable reminders of their passion for change.
Workplace Reform Advocate Prints
Find inspiring art prints that celebrate workplace reform, perfect for inspiring their environment with messages of change and progress.
Workplace Reform Advocate T-Shirts
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